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Doug Demotivational Poster


A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*


TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.46/5

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rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm
lol
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm
budumbumbump...lol
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




DOUGHBOY NEO-NAZI - White Flour !


TAGS: doughboy nazi white flour racist
Rating: 4.36/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud


THE BIG BANG - In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.


TAGS: douglas adams
Rating: 4.7/5

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R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Uh oh! Moooooooooo's getting mushy again. Next he'll be kissing the mannequin in the corner again- Too late, dangit Moooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:43 am
I work midnights....also...i luv u gys.....yur my rock.....
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 11:40 am
Douglas was a pretty good British Author, right up there with JRR Tolkien. JRR, however, was never able to appear on "Flying Circus" (Adams did) and so loses the battle by a whisker.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
*drinking so early*
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
Also, it's like mid-morning! Why are you drink so early? Unless you've been up all night, then it's OK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:18 am
It's ALWAYS the alcohol talking.....the real Moooo+ is mute (Mrs, Moo+ wishes)
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:15 am
I figured...last time you were drinking you didn't call for 5 days! I don't want to go through that again! I need to know it's not just the alcohol talking!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:13 am
I can't help moooooself....Also, I've been drinking.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:06 am
You still kind of freak me out...we'll see. No promises...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Friends with b****** benefits?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:02 am
Just light b******, not the like the stuff you PM'd me about last week...I told you Moooo, just friends!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I'll have to email the reminder to watch "last chance" to my home email, can't watch videos at work :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I think we're Soulmates......are you into b******?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:59 am
I just ggogled a full list of Douglas Adams books...I still have some readin' to do! I did play "the Starship Titanic" video game, funny dialogue, but it was like "Myst" and I don't like those games, makes you think too much!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:57 am
Find the "last chance to see" episodes....hosted by Stephen Fry.....He does Douglas proud.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:55 am
I did read "Last Chance to see" Great book, I have always love his Humor. And the Dirk Gently books are great too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:54 am
Next to my car and My Asimov first editions ..they're my prized possessions....Don't ever try collecting books folks....It makes Moving next to impossible.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:51 am
You got me there! Mooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I have all 5 first editions ....beat that Jake!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:46 am
LMAO!!!.....but, How will you get those "other" stains off his stuffed Aggy doll?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:45 am
don't listen to Moo+, you have to presoak. that's the only way the those dried strawberry yougert rings will come off ReRuns Sponge Bob bowl
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
I stand corrected, and indeed my face is red...It happens quite often as I mouse up to click on a lion, it triggers facebook or twitter or some crap...fine, I'll do the dishes...but you won't like the cleanser I use! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
That's woman's work....so I suggest you get started GS.....No, you can't pre-soak them for an hour...put some elbow grease into it....and wash my shirts!
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
BaZINGA!! Your Penance is, THE DISHES!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
I've read the guide 8 times.....I'm deeply ashamed at TOC's comment....I'm sending Dirk Gently after you!.........If all you Adams fans haven't seen "last chance to see"...I suggest you find it NOW!!!!
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 10:37 am
Look at the bottom... have you ever voted on this poster? :P You may have given it 5 Gnab Gibs, but no lions. :(
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:35 am
TOC, what do you mean liar? He WAS my favorite author of all time! I've read "The Guide" (all 5 books of the trilogy) like 20 times each!
Maddness - May 11, 2010, 3:03 am
I like this one m8
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
Jake... you's a liar!
R.S.Jake - May 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
Douglas Adams. RIP. My favorite author of all time! 5 Gnab Gibs!


HAPPY TOWEL DAY - Hey, Sass that Hoopy Frood. He really knows where his towel is.




KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!




DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


JELLY-FILLED -




HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




COPS - Protecting us from donuts since 1845




BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!




ONLY IDIOTS - thinks it is a good idea to hold up a doughnut store




DOUBLE CHOCOLATE GLAZE PLEASE -




IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to h** chick


DIET PILLS - These are endorsed by Oprah & Rosie.


TAGS: diet pill oprah rosie endorse doughnut
Rating: 2.72/5

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mikelles - September 30, 2013, 7:57 am
Saffron is commonly used for adding flavor to food, but it also has many medicinal properties, and is one of the finest appetite suppressants and aids in effective weight loss.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Mmmmm Jeramines


AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -


TAGS: douglass quote parenting
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 12:55 pm

I always knew you and Fred had something in common.
GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:27 am
Frederick schmederick. Obviously he’s never repaired a broken woman.
lgvernon - October 16, 2014, 11:27 pm

Thank you, TH.
Thedge - October 16, 2014, 11:26 pm
Nice. Image and quote.


MEN - speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose


TAGS: men beer doughnut *** in what order
Rating: 3.94/5

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GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:07 pm
what's your point? ;) 5L


IMPOSSIBLE - The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. Douglas Adams




DOUGHZILLA - Doughboy snaps, Legoland in chaos


TAGS: doughboy goes crazy
Rating: 3.38/5

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Micamars - November 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
That's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with the Ghost Busters! d*** kids!
calvin5040 - November 21, 2011, 3:51 pm
Doughboy??????
the1stCOMMI3 - November 20, 2011, 11:16 pm
I actually didn't notice it was lego at first


ENDANGERED - We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying. - Douglas Adams


TAGS: adams douglas
Rating: 4.77/5

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TheOne - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
Solid.


DANGER ZONE -




BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do


TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:51 pm
Nuke-em Till They Glow !
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
Now, bombenade. 5L


BOB AND DOUG MCKENZIE - Gotta have some Canadian content on MotiFake eh


TAGS: bob and doug mckenzie
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 9:37 am
There is plenty of Canadian content here...look over there, I threw up a whole lot of CC on your couch.


THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY - Ain't that happy no more.




HANDICAP??? - i think not...




DOUG MURPHY - has killed so many people Dr Cox thought he just might be a government operative.




Proof of Life -




Motifake Headquarters Breakroom -




Phil, Doug and Barry -




Controversy at Motifake.com -




SOMETIMES -




I AM A THINKER... - A dreamer, a speculative philosopher... or, as my wife would have it, an idiot. (Sorry Mr. Adams)




AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


EXPERIENCE - "A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." Douglas Adams




RAPPER SHOT DEAD - One of the most REDUNDANT, statements ever. I think it's like a DOUBLE NEGATIVE or something.


TAGS: dougie cali swagga drive by gangsta
Rating: 3.11/5

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440wakeup - May 17, 2011, 2:52 pm
Maby god wanted to learn how to DOUGIE


SEAN AND MOOOOOOOOOOO - Another Friday night. Or Saturday night. Or Monday afternoon. Actually, any time they're simply conscious.


TAGS: bob doug sean mooooooo beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
I have no choice. I'm at work......but not for long!
Sean - August 24, 2009, 7:18 pm
Imagine that, we're both conscious at the same time. What are the odds?
LogicDude - August 24, 2009, 1:46 pm
Kooo-loo-koo-loo-koo-loo-koo-kooooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 10:39 am
Or semi conscious, As it were. 5


UH-OH - I see that Michael Douglas is on the prowl again




EVEN SUPERHEROES - need doughnut breaks.




I THINK, THEREFORE I AM . . - . . . and there's doughnuts.




SIR ISSAC NEWTON - "Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!" - Dirk Gently




COOKIE DOUGH - The face of Ben & Jerrys




DOUGHNUTS - you fail spelling. Even in America, it is spelled 'Donuts'


TAGS: cops doughnuts
Rating: 1.67/5

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lolman - August 16, 2009, 10:31 pm
Seriously you fat seppo ****, why do all you yanks a**ume cos you spell it that way it's correct? seriously, please dont pro-create you dumb f***.
NREEEOW - December 25, 2008, 10:44 pm
got to teh wearhuos an ge a lfe?
ZOMGHACKS - December 25, 2008, 10:43 pm
I hate language douchebags like this guy and guy below me. o no i spelin an gramerin rong wat wil i do
Tony - September 10, 2008, 1:48 pm
You fail spelling? Umm, you fail grammar. Not even gonna continue the tunnel...


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